Nice try, but.

[korafox]

Sorry, AARP, I'm only about halfway there.  Try back again in a couple more decades.

(My first AARP membership spam mailer!  I must have reached some sort of milestone!)

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[kayote]

When we bought this house, I tried to forward *MY* mail from my parents' house to my new, permanent, address. At their request.

Somehow, despite making it clear on the forwarding paperwork it was for ME and not everyone with that last name, their PO set a forward for everyone.

Somewhere in there, AARP got my dad and I crossed or combined or something.

We fixed the PO by just removing ALL forwards and dealing with it ourselves. AARP however....I still get hearing aid advertisements with my grandmother on them. *sigh*