Unending Rage

There is no possible forgiveness for this travesty. I happened upon the trailer for the new Three Musketeers movie and was reducing to a boiling vessel of pure wrath in the electronics section at Meijer. Here's the start of the plot summary currently up on wikipedia, if you don't care to find the trailer:( Read more... )

Seriously. Dumas is rolling in his grave. I suspected this was going to be another Sherlock-Holmes style insult (disclosure: I haven't actually seen the new adaptation, but from the trailers, it doesn't seem like they did anything like justice to the characters). But this is so mangled as to be unrecognizable.